I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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