Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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