i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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