Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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