Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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