I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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