I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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