you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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