you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
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he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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