C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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