OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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