i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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