Im at strip club and am horny
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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