last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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