69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
