lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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