So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
if only i could text you this smell
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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