I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Your dad touched me again.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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