We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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