Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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