But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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