you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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