White coat. Heels.
i barfeds in our rink
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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