Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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