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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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