don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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