Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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