Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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