When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just high enough for therapy.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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