ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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