That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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