The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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