i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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