I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.