I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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