Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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