There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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