I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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