Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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