i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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