Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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