I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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