i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
