Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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