Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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