Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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