She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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