it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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