Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Rumble strips road head = magical
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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