LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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