Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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