There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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