As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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